Well, this was fun.
Made a character based on [link]
It's supposed to fit into a gentleman-british-dude theme. So, I made up this chauffeur character. He's an incredibly reluctant driver-of-rich-people, who happens to not drive so well. His special is fucking ridiculous, and needs to be patched immediately.
Also, if you can guess what reference I'm making in my portrait there, you will win thousands of internets. Hint: If you can guess it, you can guess one of my favorite players in Street Fighter III: Third Strike.